Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. ~African Proverb
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy’s Law
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?