Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors


Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. ~African Proverb

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Never do anything that you wouldn’t wan


Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods unt


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown

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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars i


Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy’s Law

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The shinbone is a device for finding fur


The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart


Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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How is it one careless match can start a


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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